User Profile

The name is flying_toucans and her hobbies include belly-dancing, archery, whaling, building satellites, and cheese.
She writes occasionally (when she's not busy with her aforementioned hobbies)


Completed Projects:
1. A detailed literary analysis and criticism of Hitler's 'Mein Kampf'
2. A deep, esoteric and extremely hard-to-read novel in the style of 'A Fringe of Leaves' that unravels the praxis of society
3. A non-fiction book detailing the many wonders of Chinese civilisation and the current Chinese Government's extraordinary adherence to the Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Current Projects:

I am currently working on an EPIC! ANGSTY! ROMANTIC! MEANINGFUL! saga about true love.

Well, Not really.

It's actually a silly, ridiculous and truly atrocious piece of fiction that attempts to parody Twilight but is perhaps even worse than Twilight. Currently up on my lj.


Future Projects:
1. Saving the world from the the power of the oligargy and mosquitoes.
2. Ridding the world of evil, one elitist private school at a time

(Just in case, the above is pretty much all a joke. Feel free to add me though =)


All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. - Leo Tolstoy